a missterry gest

over the last fuw weeks my speshul hamster-sense has bin tellin me that ther is sumthin nu scamperin arownd the dounstares bit of my hoomans' hous, an so i deesided that i had betta do anuther investigayshun to see if the hoomans needed my help wiv anythin. an so i did an investigayshun wile i was scampering in my hamster bawl an wen the red-haird hooman wazzunt lookin an this is wot i saw:

happarently this is anutha hamster hoo has bin livvin dounstares for a wile but we havunt bin formerly introdoosed yet. the red-haird hooman sez this is beecoz she was scaird that we mite attack eachother. onnestly, hoomans must think we hamsters arr barbaric. wot kind of manners wud that sho if we just startid fightin? sounds mor like a hooman than a hamster too me.

ennyway i fownd out that the nu hamster is cawled Flop an is stayin dounstares until her hoomans hav mooved nest an then she can go home. i think she is nice.

thankyew.

i hav bin tagged by Arnty Cathee

i had a messij from my arnty cathee (she is not reely my arnty as she is a hooman but she cud be a hammster in dissguyz beecoz she is ver cule) askin me to put a pikshure of my compoota desktop on this blog. i was confoozed at furst as i diddunt think peeple wud be intrestid in seeing a pikshure of a taybul, but then one of my hoomans hexplaned that it ment the pikshure i hav on my kompoota screen. aha. i hav to borro the red haird hooman's kompoota as i havunt sayved up enuff seeds to buy a lapptopp from PeaSeed Wurld (a reppootaybul kompoota wearhouse for hammsters) so heer is the pikshure from the hooman's kompoota:

happarently it is a pikshure of a hooman cawled Kassai Lajos hoo is a grate maker of a thing called a Hungarian Recurve Horse Bow an he lives in a countree cawled Hungary. maybee i will hav a bigg advenchure with the red haird hooman an go an meet him wun day. that wud bee cule. thankyew.

sillee hoomans

helo. today wunov my hoomans was dooing a sawt of investigayshun ov my livving area i think an she had a sawt of box wiv an eye on it. the hooman has starrtid callin me 'ratface' laytely i think she meens it as a turm of afekshun but i feel a bitt insultid an karnt see wye shee wud say it. i no ratts ar veree intelijunt anumuls an its not that that inshults me. i jus thort by now that my hoomans wud kno i was a hammster. hoomans ar not ver brite in my opinyon. ennyway heer is a picshure wat caym owt ov the box wiv the eye on it. thankyew.

i like pees

hello i am fidget an tooday i went for a scamper along the karrpit and fownd sumthing nise too eet an heer it is i think the red haird hooman left it ther for me too find an it was nise thankyew